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Take that you antisocial bastards

The French have installed equipment that blocks cellphone signals inside cinemas, concert halls and theatres. In a quick straw poll on the BBC, preliminary results [to the right] indicate that this problem appears to have bothered quite a few people in the past few years. With this simple move, an entire category of anti-social behaviour becomes extinct. Now all we have to deal with are crisp eaters, sweet unwrappers, screaming kids, chattering couples, drunk louts and the rhythmic thumping of a couple having at it in the back row in the middle of "Attack of the Clones", which accounts for the two people who said the movie was "good fun".